I had resolved
Not to call Ronnye again
Since she hadn't returned
My previous two calls
This wasn't like her,
But she must have had her reasons
If she was brushing me off,
I wanted to know why --
Maybe there had been
Some misunderstanding
Which could be resolved
But it kept bugging me
And after a few days
I finally decided to call
Until I got through to her --
I was not going to leave a message
If she didn't answer,
And face any more humiliation
Of unreturned calls --
I wanted to talk to her
And confront her with my questions
So, I keyed in her number,
But quite quickly,
And got silence instead of ringing,
So I pressed the disconnect button
So that I could try again
But, as I was about to
Begin keying digits again
I heard a feminine voice
Suspiciously like Ronnye's
Say "Michael?" through the phone
It was Ronnye
We still can't figure out
The exact mechanics
Of what happened,
But she had called me
As I was calling her
Neither of us heard our phone ring,
But Ronnye heard the click
When I tried disconnecting --
You figure it out
She apologized for not calling sooner --
She'd extended her vacation
And was now cramming for her bar exam
I don't know if she'd also been peeved --
I didn't press her --
I was just glad that we were reconnected